What I did on the weekend was I went to the Desert Resorts Jacqueline Cochran Memorial Thermal airshow and there were some people and their shoes caught fire and they jumped out of a perfectly good airyplane. |
A helicopter came and put water on all of the burning shoes. |
And an airyplane flew by and my daddy said I had to take a photygraph of the airyplane because I didn't never see an OV-10 Bronco flying before and it looks funny. |
And the helicopter didn't like the OV-10 Bronco that looked funny and the helicopter chased the OV-10 Bronco away. |
The helicopter stopped chasing. It flew past a mountain. There was snow on the mountain. I like snow. Do you like snow? |
And then I saw four airyplanes and they didn't even have any propellyers at all and I cried and I cried because I couldn't make a full arc prop blur. |
Then I saw two more airyplanes and my daddy said this was rapidly becoming an Aero Vodochody benefit event and I laughed and laughed and laughed until I wet myself. |
Then an ugly little plane flew past and I didn't want to make a photygraph but daddy said I had to because I didn't never see a T-39A Sabreliner before and I said NO! NO! NO! and daddy said that the ugly little plane belongs to the very rich man who gives money so the pretty black planes can fly and he is Mr Fry and he is so rich that he can do anything he wants like make the pretty black planes fly with his ugly little plane and make his daughter the very bad announcer for the pretty black planes and I said make her stop, make her stop I want Gordon Bowman-Jones back because he talks funny but daddy said no and if I didn't make a photygraph then Mr Fry would give money to my daddy and take me away and I would never come back and Mr Fry wouldn't let me go to Fencecheck or to Nellis so I made a photygraph of his dumb ugly little plane. |